|Wednesday, January 21st, 2004|
abe got arrested for throwing a glass of water in simons face on american idol
in prison he made a point to wash his ankles carefully while in the shower
|Monday, January 19th, 2004|
abe is really fat. he made me retake this picture so his adoring internet public wouldn't know how fat he really is, but i saved it.
|Saturday, January 17th, 2004|
one time, abe invited a few people over to watch a wrestling match on tv. abe was really excited and for the special occasion, he put on his "austin 3:16" tee shirt with the sleeves ripped off. it was really big though, and the armholes went down to his stomach so you could see his pale white chest glowing in the light of the tv.
abe is a big fan of television's "smackdown!" and whenever the good guy looked like he was winning, abe would jump up and cheer, and when it looked like the bad guy was winning he would throw his bugles at the tv.
a few of abe's friends were there and one of them was a pretty big guy who was wearing a tee shirt with taz from looney toons ripping a hole in the front, and on the back was his behind. his other friend was a tall skinny guy with long blonde hair who looked like he was trying to grow in some facial hair, but it wasn't coming in thick enough, and it was also blonde, which didn't help matters. he was wearing a long sleeved denim shirt with some horses embroidered on the back of it and on the pocket. next to him was a girl in an asymmetrical tank top and when she complimented him on his shirt he said he had underwear to match, and then called himself an "italian stallion."
at the end of the night, abe was really upset because the bad guy had won, and his friends convinced him to drown his sorrows in liquor. two beers later, he was saying lewd remarks to the girl in the asymmetrical tank top. the guy in the denim shirt punched him for trying to make a move on his woman, to which she said "shit, i don't want either of y'all losers. y'all motherfuckers better shut up or you'll wake up my son in the other room. that's it, i'm taking randy and going home."
after that, abe stumbled off to his bedroom in the garage and left the rest of us to let ourselves out.
|Saturday, December 27th, 2003|
This one time at the arcades, I saw Abe and a couple of overweight girls hanging out near the race car games. The girls were about 4 years younger than he was, but this didn't seem to bother him. They were both wearing shirts that hung below their shorts, one was tie-dyed and the other was from CBGBs. Abe was wearing a grey shirt with the sleeves torn off that had an air-brushed picture of himself on the back and his name written in neon red with a purple outline was located on the bottom right corner. Every now and then I'd see him lean down and whisper something into a girl's ear. The girl would then giggle and push him away. Abe would then smirk and say "I know you wanna." The whole time he kept stroking the mustache he was trying to grow out.
|Friday, December 26th, 2003|
abe scott is pissed because i won't go with him to see mona lisa smile.
|Friday, December 19th, 2003|
abe scott tried to rape me, but todd purple stopped him by knifing him in the gut.
a colaboration from jordan and louis:
last night abe got his car stuck in a snowdrift. with help from some of his friends, he freed his car from the snow. while they were working, a car full of girls crashed into the same snowbank. abe and his friends helped dig the girls' car out of the snow and to pay them back for his kindness, the girls invited them over to their house for hot chocolate.
that night, abe's friends had sex with the girls while he sat in the next room by himself, masturbating in front of the mirror. a single tear ran down his face. he wiped away with his flannel shirt, which is all he was wearing besides a dirty sock on his left foot. he watched an old episode of mary tyler moore on mute in the reflection. the only sounds that could be heard were the girls' moans of pleasure.
|Thursday, December 11th, 2003|
One time after swimming in gym, somebody accused Abe of pissing in the pool
Abe was like "I did not, dickweed."
and the accuser was like "yeah you did, pool piss boy."
Abe then lunged and took a swing at his accuser, but slipped and fell on the floor. At first we didn't realize why he didn't get up, but then we realized it was because he was crying.
|Tuesday, December 9th, 2003|
I always thought there would be a "<333333333 ABESCOTT" journal before an ABESCOTTSUX community which is much mo' betta!!
Also, Abe Scott looks like the drunk sailor in Master and Commander.
ABE SCOTT SUCKS BECAUSE ON SPY KIDS 3-D HE'S LIKE "HEY I'M THE GUY!!!" AND THEN THEY ARE LIKE, "HERE IS THE GUY" BUT THEN ABE SCOTT WALKS IN THE ROOM AND GETS STRUCK BY LIGHTNING!!!! HE IS NOT THE GUY, HE IS DEAD AND STRUCK BY LIGHTNING!
abe lost his virginity on prom night to his older cousin's girlfriend. they rented a room at the Holiday Inn. he requested the bed have satin sheets and demanded there woud be champagne on ice waiting for them. he was dissappointed to find out there was not, but they had sex anyway.
abe scott sux, he SUX.
and also, he looks like the kid from salute your shorts.
so, he SUX.